In a small, rainy town in Washington, young Becca's life gets complicated when she delves into the enigmatic world of vampires. Frustrated by her previous romantic experiences, Becca finds herself caught in a love triangle filled with clichés and hilarious situations. It all begins when she meets Edward, a mystifying vampire who is as attractive as he is problematic. However, Becca also attracts the attention of Jacob, a werewolf who has been her best friend since childhood and is unwilling to let the vampire take his girl.
As she tries to choose between these two supernatural loves, Becca becomes embroiled in a series of funny and absurd situations that parody the vampire stories that have flooded pop culture. From her unique relationship with her family to the appearance of eccentric characters crossing her path, Becca's life turns into a whirlwind of laughter and misadventures. The plot intensifies when a group of real vampires (not sparkly ones) threatens the town, forcing Becca, Edward, and Jacob to put aside their differences and fight together for their home. With a lighthearted and comedic approach, this teenage love story combines romance, action, and, of course, a good dose of absurd humor, making it a witty critique of vampire trends in cinema.